I have been MIA thanks to a power surge

that blew out my main computer and I’ve been stuck with my sucky laptop, but I’m back.  I HOPE someone missed me!


More disasterous dating fun! (NSFW and NSFC)

I guess I may not be the only a..hole magnet on the planet after all.  Given all that I’ve read on these sites, I’m beginning to think that there may be more a..holes than there are nice people.  (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)  Some of these are pretty wild (and they have PICTURES).  PLEASE keep your boss, kiddos, etc in mind when perusing these sites.

Anyhoo  check these sites out for some CRAZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE dating stories and personal ads.



http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/ (this one is written by a man)

Datewrecks is definitely good for a laugh

and it is most definitely NSFW an NSFC (not suitable for work or children).  It’s an adults only fun spin on the craziness that is online dating.  I have posted about it before, but it’s such a great site that I felt the need to post the link again and place it on my blogroll.


A positive website I wanted to pass along

FROM THE SITE: Gives Me Hope (GMH)  is where people share with the world their most hopeful, uplifting moments and allow others to draw strength from their experiences.


The Things My Mother Taught Me (Thanks to Renee for this one)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
 “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
 2 My mother taught me RELIGION
 “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
 “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
 4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
 ” Because I said so, that’s why.”
 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
 “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
 “Make sure you wear clean underwear,  in case you’re in an accident.”
 7. My mother taught me IRONY.
 “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
 8 My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
 “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
 “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
  “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER
 “This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it.”
 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
 “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate!”
 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
 “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
 “Stop acting like your father!”
 15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
 “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
 “Just wait until we get home.”
 17 My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
 “You are going to get it when you get home!”
 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
 “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”
 19. My mother taught me ESP.
 “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold?”
 20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
 “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
 21.. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
 “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
 22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
 “You’re just like your father.”
 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
 “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
 24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
 “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
 “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope & pray they turn out just like you!”

It’s all about perspective


This was the COOLEST story.

“Like a dog meowing,” is what Simon said about this performer from “Britain’s Got Talent”

Watch the video, you’ll see what he meant.

I came across this article and thought I would share it

I feel it took a ton of courage for this single mom to write this eloquent and thought provoking article.  She summed up in words what many of us experience month after month and year after year.

Single Mother: REALLY the World’s Oldest Profession
Testament to courage,determination and perseverance

Another in a series of annoying phone calls

So this number 407-000-9876 pops up on my caller id.  My intial reaction, “what place has 000 as the first three digits of a phone number?”  It was a recording about saving interest on my credit cards and press “9” to talk to representative.  First mistake.  Asked to have my number removed from their system because I am not interested and don’t accept solitcitation calls.  Second mistake.  Vulgarity, profanity and a verbal tirade about how they “don’t have a system.”   :: eyeroll ::  People seriously need to GET A LIFE.

This is one of my most favorite sites

Named in honor of the father of evolution, Charles Darwin, I give you The Darwin Awards at www.darwinawards.com  A chronicle of enterprising demises honoring those who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it.

But I must provide a disclaimer: the site is morbid and also a bit grotesque.  Funny yes.  Hilarious, oh yes, but definitely morbid.  If you are one who is very sensitive and easily upset and/or repulsed, you may not want to click that link.  Just a fair warning.